Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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