I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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