I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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