Having a random hookup so left but love u
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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