school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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