we have pet lesbian snakes
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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