love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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