Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I deserve this hangover.
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