She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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