So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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