we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
oh god was she eating orange peels again
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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