What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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