I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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