: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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