u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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