How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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