I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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