I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
worst night to have a conscience
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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