You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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