How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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