If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
