How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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