My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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