I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
sex in a hospital.. check
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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