Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I came so hard my ears popped.
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