just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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