awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
is that a dick in a sweater?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
