Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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