Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
