The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
