Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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