the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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