The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I supernannyed him into submission
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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