I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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