Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Are we still banned from the library?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
