I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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