he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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