and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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