ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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