I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
