someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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