I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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