he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Too much gin, very little bucket
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Randomize
