It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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