do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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