So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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