I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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