One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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