Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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