she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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